- Abrasive – showing little concern for the feelings of others; harsh
- Absurd – wildly unreasonable, illogical, or inappropriate
- Accusatory – suggesting someone has done something wrong, complaining
- Acerbic – sharp and forthright
- Acidic – harsh or critical
- Admiring – approving; think highly of; respectful; praising
- Aggressive – hostile; determined; forceful; argumentative
- Aggrieved – angry and sad because you think you have been unfairly treated
- Airy – giving an impression of being unconcerned or not serious
- Ambivalent – having mixed feelings; uncertain; in a dilemma; undecided
- Amused – pleasantly; entertain or divert in an enjoyable or cheerful manner
- Angry – incensed or enraged; threatening or menacing
- Animated – full of life or excitement; lively; spirited; impassioned; vibrant
- Anxious – typically with a feeling of unease
- Apathetic – showing little interest; lacking concern; indifferent; unemotional
- Apologetic – full of regret; repentant; remorseful; acknowledging failure
- Appreciative – grateful; thankful; showing pleasure; enthusiastic
- Ardent – enthusiastic; passionate
- Arrogant – pompous; disdainful; overbearing; condescending; vain; scoffing
- Assertive – self-confident; strong-willed; authoritative; insistent
- Authoritative – commanding and self-confident
- Awestruck – amazed, filled with wonder/awe; reverential
- Barbed – deliberately hurtful
- Barking – utter a command or question abruptly or aggressively
- Belligerent – hostile; aggressive; combatant
- Benevolent – sympathetic; tolerant; generous; caring; well meaning
- Bitter – angry; acrimonious; antagonistic; spiteful; nasty
- Blasé – unimpressed or indifferent to something because one has experienced or seen it so often before
- Bleak – without hope or encouragement; depressing; dreary
- Bombastic – high-sounding but with little meaning; inflated
- Booming – loud, deep, and resonant
- Bored – to tire or make weary by being dull, repetitious, or uninteresting
- Brash – self-assertive in a rude, noisy, or overbearing way
- Braying – speak or laugh loudly and harshly
- Breathy – producing or causing an audible sound of breathing, often related to physical exertion or strong feelings
- Breezy – appearing relaxed, informal, and cheerily brisk
- Brittle – lacking warmth, sensitivity, or compassion; aloof
- Bubbly – full of cheerful high spirits
- Burbling – speak in an unintelligible or silly way, typically at unnecessary length
- Callous – cruel disregard; unfeeling; uncaring; indifferent; ruthless
- Candid – truthful, straightforward; honest; unreserved
- Caustic – making biting, corrosive comments; critical
- Cautionary – gives warning; raises awareness; reminding
- Celebratory – praising; pay tribute to; glorify; honour
- Chatty – informal; lively; conversational; familiar
- Cheery – happy and optimistic
- Childish – silly and immature
- Chirping – say something in a lively and cheerful way
- Clipped – speech that is fast, that uses short sounds and few words, and that is often unfriendly or rude
- Cloying – disgust or sicken (someone) with an excess of sweetness, richness, or sentiment
- Coarse – rude, crude, or vulgar
- Colloquial – familiar; everyday language; informal; colloquial; casual
- Comic – humorous; witty; entertaining; diverting
- Compassionate – sympathetic; empathetic; warm-hearted; tolerant; kind
- Complex – having many varying characteristics; complicated
- Compliant – agree or obey rules; acquiescent; flexible; submissive
- Concerned – worried; anxious; apprehensive
- Conciliatory – intended to placate or pacify; appeasing
- Condescending – stooping to the level of one’s inferiors; patronising
- Confused – unable to think clearly; bewildered; vague
- Contemptuous – showing contempt; scornful; insolent; mocking
- Crisp – briskly decisive and matter-of-fact, without hesitation or unnecessary detail
- Critical – finding fault; disapproving; scathing; criticizing
- Croaking – a characteristic deep hoarse sound
- Cruel – causing pain and suffering; unkind; spiteful; severe
- Curious – wanting to find out more; inquisitive; questioning
- Curt – rudely brief
- Cynical – scornful of motives/virtues of others; mocking; sneering
- Defensive – defending a position; shielding; guarding; watchful
- Defiant – obstinate; argumentative; defiant; contentious
- Demeaning – disrespectful; undignified
- Depressing – sad, melancholic; discouraging; pessimistic
- Derisive – snide; sarcastic; mocking; dismissive; scornful
- Detached – aloof; objective; unfeeling; distant
- Dignified – serious; respectful; formal; proper
- Diplomatic – tactful; subtle; sensitive; thoughtful
- Disapproving – displeased; critical; condemnatory
- Disheartening – discouraging; demoralising; undermining; depressing
- Disparaging – dismissive; critical; scornful
- Direct – straightforward; honest
- Disappointed – discouraged; unhappy because something has gone wrong
- Discordant – harsh and jarring because of a lack of harmony
- Dispassionate – impartial; indifferent; unsentimental; cold; unsympathetic
- Dispirited – having lost enthusiasm and hope; disheartened
- Distressing – heart-breaking; sad; troubling
- Docile – compliant; submissive; deferential; accommodating
- Drawling – speak in a slow, lazy way with prolonged vowel sounds
- Dulcet – sweet and soothing
- Dull – lacking interest or excitement
- Earnest – showing deep sincerity or feeling; serious
- Egotistical – self-absorbed; selfish; conceited; boastful
- Empathetic – understanding; kind; sensitive
- Encouraging – optimistic; supportive
- Enthusiastic – excited; energetic
- Evasive – ambiguous; cryptic; unclear
- Excited – emotionally aroused; stirred
- Facetious – inappropriate; flippant
- Farcical – ludicrous; absurd; mocking; humorous and highly improbable
- Feathery – extremely light and soft or delicate
- Flippant – superficial; glib; shallow; thoughtless; frivolous
- Forceful – powerful; energetic; confident; assertive
- Formal – respectful; stilted; factual; following accepted styles/rules
- Frank – honest; direct; plain; matter-of-fact
- Fretful – expressing distress or irritation
- Frustrated – annoyed; discouraged
- Gentle – kind; considerate; mild; soft
- Ghoulish – delighting in the revolting or the loathsome
- Glum – dejected; morose
- Goofy – foolish; harmlessly eccentric
- Grating – harsh and unpleasant
- Gravelly – deep and rough-sounding
- Grim – serious; gloomy; depressing; lacking humour;macabre
- Growling – low grating voice, typically in a threatening manner
- Gruff – rough and low in pitch
- Gullible – naive; innocent; ignorant
- Guttural – produced in the throat; harsh-sounding
- Hard – unfeeling; hard-hearted; unyielding
- Harsh – cruel or severe
- Hearty – loudly vigorous and cheerful
- Hoarse – sounding rough and harsh, typically as the result of a sore throat or of shouting
- Honeyed – soothing, soft, and intended to please or flatter
- Humble – deferential; modest
- Humorous – amusing; entertaining; playful
- Husky – sounding low-pitched and slightly hoarse
- Hypercritical – unreasonably critical; hair splitting; nitpicking
- Impartial – unbiased; neutral; objective
- Impassioned – filled with emotion; ardent
- Imploring – pleading; begging
- Impressionable – trusting; child-like
- Inane – silly; foolish; stupid; nonsensical
- Incensed – enraged
- Incredulous – disbelieving; unconvinced; questioning; suspicious
- Indifferent – having no particular interest or sympathy; unconcerned
- Indignant – annoyed; angry; dissatisfied
- Informative – instructive; factual; educational
- Insinuating – suggest or hint in an indirect and unpleasant way
- Inspirational – encouraging; reassuring
- Intense – earnest; passionate; concentrated; deeply felt
- Intimate – familiar; informal; confidential; confessional
- Ironic – the opposite of what is meant
- Irreverent – lacking respect for things that are generally taken seriously
- Jaded – bored; having had too much of the same thing; lack enthusiasm
- Joyful – positive; optimistic; cheerful; elated
- Jubilant – expressing great happiness and triumph
- Judgmental – critical; finding fault; disparaging
- Laudatory – praising; recommending
- Lifeless – lacking vigor, vitality, or excitement
- Light-Hearted – carefree; relaxed; chatty; humorous
- Lively – full of life and energy; active and outgoing
- Loving – affectionate; showing intense, deep concern
- Macabre – gruesome; horrifying; frightening
- Malicious – desiring to harm others or to see others suffer; ill-willed; spiteful
- Matter-of-fact – unemotional and practical
- Mean-Spirited – inconsiderate; unsympathetic
- Mellifluous – sweet or musical; pleasant to hear
- Melodious – pleasant-sounding
- Mocking – scornful; ridiculing; making fun of someone
- Monotonous – lacking in variation in tone or pitch
- Mourning – grieving; lamenting; woeful
- Muffled – not loud because of being obstructed in some way; muted
- Naive – innocent; unsophisticated; immature
- Narcissistic – self-admiring; selfish; boastful; self-pitying
- Nasty – unpleasant; unkind; disagreeable; abusive
- Negative – unhappy, pessimistic
- Nonchalant – casually calm and relaxed; not displaying anxiety, interest, or enthusiasm
- Nostalgic – thinking about the past; wishing for something from the past
- Objective – without prejudice; without discrimination; fair; based on fact
- Obsequious – overly obedient and/or submissive; fawning; grovelling
- Oily – unpleasantly smooth and ingratiating
- Optimistic – hopeful; cheerful
- Outraged – angered and resentful; furious; extremely angered
- Outspoken – frank; candid; spoken without reserv
- Pathetic – expressing pity, sympathy, tenderness
- Patronizing – condescending; scornful; pompous
- Pensive – reflective; introspective; philosophical; contemplative
- Persuasive – convincing; eloquent; influential; plausible
- Pessimistic – seeing the negative side of things
- Philosophical – theoretical; analytical; rational; logical
- Piping – high-pitched.
- Playful – full of fun and good spirits; humorous; jesting
- Pragmatic – realistic; sensible
- Pretentious – affected; artificial; grandiose; rhetorical; flashy
- Quavering – shake or tremble in speaking, typically through nervousness or emotion
- Querulous – complaining in a petulant or whining manner
- Rasping – harsh-sounding and unpleasant; grating
- Reedy – high and thin in tone
- Refined – elegant; cultured
- Regretful – apologetic; remorseful
- Resentful – aggrieved; offended; displeased; bitter
- Resigned – accepting; unhappy
- Restrained – controlled; quiet; unemotional
- Reverent – showing deep respect and esteem
- Righteous – morally right and just; guiltless; pious; god-fearing
- Robust – strong and healthy; vigorous
- Saccharine –
excessively sweet or sentimental- Satirical – making fun to show a weakness; ridiculing; derisive
- Sarcastic – scornful; mocking; ridiculing
- Scathing – critical; stinging; unsparing; harsh
- Scornful – expressing contempt or derision; scathing; dismissive
- Scratchy –
rough; grating- Sensationalist – provocative; inaccurate; distasteful
- Sentimental – thinking about feelings, especially when remembering the past
- Shrill –
high-pitched and piercing
- Silvery –
gentle, clear, and melodious- Sincere – honest; truthful; earnest
- Skeptical – disbelieving; unconvinced; doubting
- Smarmy –
excessively or unctuously flattering; ingratiating; servile
- Smoky –
a raspy, coarse and tone of quality that is deeper than usual- Snide –
derogatory or mocking in an indirect way- Solemn – not funny; in earnest; serious
- Somber –
oppressively solemn or sober in mood; grave- Sonorous –
imposingly deep and full
- Sour – resentment, disappointment, or anger
- Steely – coldly determined; hard
- Strident –
loud and harsh; grating
- Stony –
not having or showing feeling or sympathy- Suave –
charming, confident, and elegant- Subjective – prejudiced; biased
- Submissive – compliant; passive; accommodating; obedient
- Sulking – bad-tempered; grumpy; resentful; sullen
- Surly –
bad-tempered and unfriendly
- Sympathetic – compassionate; understanding of how someone feels
- Thoughtful – reflective; serious; absorbed
- Throaty –
deep and rasping
- Tolerant – open-minded; charitable; patient; sympathetic; lenient
- Tragic – disastrous; calamitous
- Tremulous –
shaking or quivering slightly
- Unassuming – modest; self-effacing; restrained
- Unctuous –
excessive piousness or moralistic fervor, especially in an affected manner; excessively smooth, suave, or smug- Uneasy – worried; uncomfortable; edgy; nervous
- Urgent – insistent; saying something must be done soon
- Velvety – soft; smooth
- Vindictive – vengeful; spiteful; bitter; unforgiving
- Virtuous – lawful; righteous; moral; upstanding
- Whimsical – quaint; playful; mischievous; offbeat
- Witty – clever; quick-witted; entertaining
- Wonder – awe-struck; admiring; fascinating
- World-Weary – bored; cynical; tired
- Worried – anxious; stressed; fearful
- Wretched – miserable; despairing; sorrowful; distressed

This is an ultimate masterlist of many resources that could be helpful for writers. I apologize in advance for any not working links. Check out the ultimate writing resource masterlist here (x) and my “novel” tag here (x).
✑ PLANNING
Outlining & Organizing
- For the Architects: The Planning Process
- Rough Drafts
- How do you plan a novel?
- Plot Development: Climax, Resolution, and Your Main Character
- Plotting and Planing
- I Have An Idea for a Novel! Now What?
- Choosing the Best Outline Method
- How to Write a Novel: The Snowflake Method
- Effectively Outlining Your Plot
- Conflict and Character within Story Structure
- Outlining Your Plot
- Ideas, Plots & Using the Premise Sheets
✑ INSPIRATION
- Finding story ideas
- Choosing ideas and endings
- When a plot isn’t strong enough to make a whole story
- Writing a story that’s doomed to suck
- How to Finish What You Start: A Five-Step Plan for Writers
- Finishing Your Novel
- Finish Your Novel
- How to Finish Your Novel when You Want to Quit
- How To Push Past The Bullshit And Write That Goddamn Novel: A Very Simple No-Fuckery Writing Plan
✑ PLOT
In General
- 25 Turns, Pivots and Twists to Complicate Your Story
- The ABCs (and Ds and Es) of Plot Development
- Originality Is Overrated
- How to Create a Plot Outline in Eight Easy Steps
- Finding Plot: Idea Nets
- The Story Goal: Your Key to Creating a Solid Plot Structure
- Make your reader root for your main character
- Creating Conflict and Sustaining Suspense
- Tips for Creating a Compelling Plot
- The Thirty-six (plus one) Dramatic Situations
- Adding Subplots to a Novel
- Weaving Subplots into a Novel
- 7 Ways to Add Subplots to Your Novel
- Crafting a Successful Romance Subplot
- How to Improve your Writing: Subplots and Subtext
- Understanding the Role of Subplots
- How to Use Subtext in your Writing
- The Secret Life of Subtext
- How to Use Subtext
Beginning
- Creating a Process: Getting Your Ideas onto Paper (And into a Story)
- Why First Chapters?
- Starting with a Bang
- In the Beginning
- The Beginning of your Novel that isn’t the Beginning of your Novel
- A Beginning from the Middle
- Starting with a Bang
- First Chapters: What To Include @ The Beginning Writer
- 23 Clichés to Avoid When Beginning Your Story
- Start Writing Now
- Done Planning. What Now?
- Continuing Your Long-Format Story
- How to Start a Novel
- 100 best first lines from novels
- The First Sentence of a Book Report
- How To Write A Killer First Sentence To Open Your Book
- How to Write the First Sentence of a Book
- The Most Important Sentence: How to Write a Killer Opening
- Hook Your Reader from the First Sentence: How to Write Great Beginnings
Foreshadowing
- Foreshadowing and the Red Hering
- Narrative Elements: Foreshadowing
- Foreshadowing and Suspense
- Foreshadowing Key Details
- Writing Fiction: Foreshadowing
- The Literary Device of Foreshadowing
- All About Foreshadowing in Fiction
- Foreshadowing
- Flashbacks and Foreshadowing
- Foreshadowing — How and Why to Use It In Your Writing
Setting
- Four Ways to Bring Settings to Life
- Write a Setting for a Book
- Writing Dynamic Settings
- How To Make Your Setting a Character
- Guide for Setting
- 5 Tips for Writing Better Settings
- Building a Novel’s Setting
Ending
- A Novel Ending
- How to End Your Novel
- How to End Your Novel 2
- How to End a Novel With a Punch
- How to End a Novel
- How to Finish a Novel
- How to Write The Ending of Your Novel
- Keys to Great Endings
- 3 Things That End A Story Well
- Ending a Novel: Five Things to Avoid
- Endings that Ruin Your Novel
- Closing Time: The Ending
✑ CHARACTER
Names
- Behind the Name
- Surname Meanings and Origins
- Surname Meanings and Origins – A Free Dictionary of Surnames
- Common US Surnames & Their Meanings
- Last Name Meanings & Origins
- Name Generators
- Name Playground
Different Types of Characters
- Ways To Describe a Personality
- Character Traits Meme
- Types of Characters
- Types of Characters in Fiction
- Seven Common Character Types
- Six Types of Courageous Characters
- Creating Fictional Characters (Masterlist)
- Building Fictional Characters
- Fiction Writer’s Character Chart
- Character Building Workshop
- Tips for Characterization
- Fiction Writer’s Character Chart
- Advantages, Disadvantages and Skills
Males
- Strong Male Characters
- The History and Nature of Man Friendships
- Friendship for Guys (No Tears!)
- ‘I Love You, Man’ and the rules of male friendship
- Male Friendship
- Understanding Male Friendship
- Straight male friendship, now with more cuddling
Character Development
- P.O.V. And Background
- Writing a Character: Questionnaire
- 10 Days of Character Building
- Getting to Know Your Characters
- Character Development Exercises
✑ STYLE
Chapters
- How Many Chapters is the Right Amount of Chapters?
- The Arbitrary Nature of the Chapter
- How Long is a Chapter?
- How Long Should Novel Chapters Be?
- Chapter & Novel Lengths
- Section vs. Scene Breaks
Dialogue
- The Passion of Dialogue
- 25 Things You Should Know About Dialogue
- Dialogue Writing Tips
- Punctuation Dialogue
- How to Write Believable Dialogue
- Writing Dialogue: The Music of Speech
- Writing Scenes with Many Characters
- It’s Not What They Say …
- Top 10 Tips for Writing Dialogue
- Speaking of Dialogue
- Dialogue Tips
- Interrupted Dialogue
- Two Tips for Interrupted Dialogue
Show, Don’t Tell (Description)
- “Tell” Makes a Great Placeholder
- The Literary Merit of the Grilled Cheese Sandwich
- Bad Creative Writing Advice
- The Ultimate Guide to Writing Better Than You Normally Do
- DailyWritingTips: Show, Don’t Tell
- GrammarGirl: Show, Don’t Tell
- Writing Style: What Is It?
- Detail Enhances Your Fiction
- Using Sensory Details
- Description in Fiction
- Using Concrete Detail
- Depth Through Perception
- Showing Emotions & Feelings
Character Description
- Describing Your Characters (by inkfish7 on DeviantArt)
- Help with Character Development
- Creating Characters that Jump Off the Page
- Omitting Character Description
- Introducing Your Character(s): DON’T
- Character Crafting
- Writer’s Relief Blog: “Character Development In Stories And Novels”
- Article: How Do You Think Up Your Characters?
- 5 Character Points You May Be Ignoring
- List of colors, hair types and hairstyles
- List of words to use in a character’s description
- 200 words to describe hair
- How to describe hair
- Words used to describe the state of people’s hair
- How to describe your haircut
- Hair color sharts
- Four Ways to Reveal Backstory
- Words Used to Describe Clothes
Flashbacks
- Using Flashbacks in Writing
- Flashbacks by All Write
- Using Flashback in Fiction
- Fatal Backstory
- Flashbacks as opening gambit
- Don’t Begin at the Beginning
- Flashbacks in Books
- TVTropes: Flashback
- Objects in the Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear: Flashback Techniques in Fiction
- 3 Tips for Writing Successful Flashbacks
- The 5 Rules of Writing Effective Flashbacks
- How to Handle Flashbacks In Writing
- Flashbacks and Foreshadowing
- Reddit Forum: Is a flashback in the first chapter a good idea?
- Forum Discussing Flackbacks
P.O.V
- You, Me, and XE – Points of View
- What’s Your Point of View?
- Establishing the Right Point of View: How to Avoid “Stepping Out of Character”
- How to Start Writing in the Third Person
- The Opposite Gender P.O.V.
LANGUAGE
- How To Say Said
- 200 Words Instead of Said
- Words to Use Instead of Said
- A List of Words to Use Instead of Said
- Alternatives to “Walk”
- 60 Synonyms for “Walk”
✑ USEFUL WEBSITES/LINKS
- Grammar Monster
- Google Scholar
- GodChecker
- Tip Of My Tounge
- Speech Tags
- Pixar Story Rules
- Written? Kitten!
- TED Talks
- DarkCopy
- Family Echo
- Some Words About Word Count
- How Long Should My Novel Be?
- The Universal Mary Sue Litmus Test
- Writer’s “Cheat Sheets”
Last but not least, the most helpful tool for any writer out there is Google!
So so helpful

So I just started my short story writing class! These are dialogue tips
coming at you with thos transcriptions!!!!!
1. Have your characters speak no more than three sentences at a time–unless you have a good reason to do otherwise.
2. Dialogue is more interesting when characters are saying no to each other.
3. Keep exposition out of dialogue.
4. Let your characters sometimes conceal or avoid instead of saying exactly what they mean.
5. Use “said” as a dialogue tag whenever possible.
6. Use an action rather than a modifier to show how a character is feeling.
7. Cut to the chase. Don’t use dialogue that doesn’t move the story forward and reveal character.
8. Don’t let your characters be too articulate. Fragments are fine. Don’t force conversations to follow a logical order (question followed by an answer). No need to stay on the same subject or include clear transitions from one subject to another.
9. Vernacular is best conveyed by word choice and syntax as opposed to misspellings.
One Hundred Ways to Say ‘I Love You’
- “Pull over. Let me drive for awhile.”
- “It reminded me of you.”
- “No, no, it’s my treat.”
- “Come here. Let me fix it.”
- “I’ll walk you home.”
- “Have a good day at work.”
- “I dreamt about you last night.”
- “Take my seat.”
- “I saved a piece for you.”
- “I’m sorry for your loss.”
- “You can have half.”
- “Take my jacket, it’s cold outside.”
- “Sorry I’m late.”
- “Can I have this dance?”
- “I made your favourite.”
- “It’s okay. I couldn’t sleep anyway.”
- “Watch your step.”
- “Here, drink this. You’ll feel better.”
- “Can I hold your hand?”
- “You can borrow mine.”
- “You might like this.”
- “It’s not heavy. I’m stronger than I look.”
- “I’ll wait.”
- “Just because.”
- “Look both ways.”
- “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to.”
- “Try some.”
- “Drive safely.”
- “Well, what do you want to do?”
- “One more chapter.”
- “Don’t worry about me.”
- “It looks good on you.”
- “Close your eyes and hold out your hands.”
- “That’s okay, I bought two.”
- “After you.”
- “We’ll figure it out.”
- “Can I kiss you?”
- “I like your laugh.”
- “Don’t cry.”
- “I made this for you.”
- “Go back to sleep.”
- “Is this okay?”
- “I picked these for you.”
- “I’ll drive you to the hospital.”
- “What do you want to watch?”
- “You can go first.”
- “Did you get my letter?”
- “I’ll do it for you.”
- “Call me when you get home.”
- “I think you’re beautiful.”
- “Are you sure?”
- “Have fun.”
- “Sit down, I’ll get it.”
- “I made reservations.”
- “I don’t mind.”
- “It brings out your eyes.”
- “There is enough room for both of us.”
- “You don’t have to say anything.”
- “Wow.”
- “Happy birthday.”
- “I’ll pick it up after work.”
- “It can wait until tomorrow.”
- “Cross my heart and hope to die.”
- “It’s two sugars, right?”
- “I’ll help you study.”
- “Stay over.”
- “I did the dishes.”
- “You didn’t have to ask.”
- “I bought you a ticket.”
- “You’re warm.”
- “No reason.”
- “I’ll meet you halfway.”
- “Take mine.”
- “We can share.”
- “I was just thinking about you.”
- “I want you to have this.”
- “Call me if you need anything.”
- “Do you want to come too?”
- “I’ll still be here when you’re ready.”
- “Is your seatbelt on?”
- “Sweet dreams.”
- “I was in the neighbourhood.”
- “Stay there. I’m coming to get you.”
- “The key is under the mat.”
- “It doesn’t bother me.”
- “You’re important too.”
- “I saved you a seat.”
- “I’ll see you later.”
- “I noticed.”
- “You can tell me anything.”
- “I hope you like it.”
- “I want you to be happy.”
- “I believe in you.”
- “You can do it.”
- “Good luck.”
- “I brought you an umbrella.”
- “I’ll pick you up at the airport.”
- “Take a deep breath.”
- “Be careful.”
And…
100. “I love you.”
(feel free to send one of these as a prompt)
What’s some common slang/jargon a veteran character might use in civilian life? Thank you!
I think it varies significantly depending on what part of the army you were in and how much you absorbed the lifestyle, but here’s a few I still use on a regular basis. Some of them might actually be fairly common irl ones; I can’t even tell the difference at this point.
• Hooah: I can’t help myself. I told my husband at one point to spray me with water if I said “hooah” and I just can’t stop. It’s just such a convenient word that replaces most forms of communication to something akin to a grunt and that’s great when you’re me and you hate talking.
• Hurry up and wait: the army wants you to hurry the fuck up and run your ass ragged only to stand around for literally hours doing nothing. We have to wake up at four a.m. to pre-preassemble at a location where we’ll preassemble before we actually assemble at. Like. Eight a.m. Sometimes it feels like the real world is just as ridiculous with its timing.
• Soup Sandwich: A fuck up of epic proportions. It feels like everything’s a gd soup sandwich these days.
• Voluntold: When someone “volunteers” for something but in fact they were told to volunteer for it, making it more of a demand. I ask myself this all the time when I see businesses doing giveaways or protesters/public speakers and shit, when I pick my passengers in my car who say they do volunteer stuff like that, I want to ask if they actually volunteered or if they were voluntold.
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…and a wake up: A unit of telling time in the military we learn in basic training to help us get through the weeks of training. It cuts down on your days left by one with the reasoning that if the final day is just a ceremony or something as equally easy, the final day doesn’t count because the hardest part is waking up on that day. So instead of saying we have fifty-six days left, we’d say we have fifty-five days and a wake up. I still say shit like that to my husband. “We have an appointment in three days and a wake up.” Yes, it’s pathetic.
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as you were/as I was: Return to your prior task/I’ve made a verbal error, please disregard the last thing I said. I often sometimes just say “disregard.”
• Roger: yes, confirmed, heard, understood, you got it, I’m on it, roger-fucking-dodger bro.
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skillfully acquire: steal. Literally just steal.
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high speed: good shit, A+, 10/10
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the crud: a common cold, especially one with fluid leakage.
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Charlie Foxtrot: a clusterfuck. A complete and utter fuck-up.
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MIA: missing in action. Applied to literally anything that isn’t where it’s supposed to be. “I can’t leave ‘cuz my damn keys are MIA.”
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Stay in your lane: this one is common in the civilian world nowadays, but when we used it we meant it quite literally: on the range we each had our own lane, and when the range was hot (guns being fired) you don’t cross over to someone else’s lane because people are literally shooting weapons why would you put yourself in that situation. Also used in the same metaphorical sense civilians use nowadays, aka “you do not know about or understand this so stick to what you know.”
• The real world: civilian life, non-military life. Every day I wake up and am grateful I now live in the real world.
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Zero dark-thirty: too goddamn early in the morning for this bullshit
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Beer-thirty: it’s socially acceptable for me to get fucked up thank god
As you can see, most of these I still use because they apply to both the real world and the army. We wouldn’t use most of our slang here because it normally wouldn’t apply. There is no need for me to tell a fuzzy to grab a donkey dick so we can juice up the 5k.
Some soldiers are REALLY hardcore about keeping their personal life and their working life separate and they go to great pains to avoid slipping in military jargon. Others just really don’t care at all. It’s okay to have a character be either of those or somewhere in the middle, but I recommend trying not to overdo it on jargon, such as the above example I gave. You can’t expect most civilians to be able to know what most of these slang terms mean, and you’d be holding up your story having to explain them so often. I recommend keeping jargon relatively sparse, using only when it’ll have the greatest effect. Using jargon just to show off will always drag down a story.
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-Kingsley
You know I never said what that jargon sentence means.
“Tell a fuzzy to grab a donkey dick and juice up the 5k.”
“Tell a private to get a fuel spout so we can refuel the 5 kilowatt generator.”
Donkey dicks are very prevalent in the military. Probably because we’re all a bunch of jackasses.
-Kingsley
things people do in real world dialogue:
• laugh at their own jokes
• don’t finish/say complete sentences
• interrupt a line of thought with a sudden new one
• say ‘uh’ between words when unsure
• accidentally blend multiple words together, and may start the sentence over again
• repeat filler words such as ‘like’ ‘literally’ ‘really’ ‘anyways’ and ‘i think’
• begin and/or end sentences with phrases such as ‘eh’ and ‘you know’, and may make those phrases into question form to get another’s input
• repeat words/phrases when in an excited state
• words fizzle out upon realizing no one is listening
• repeat themselves when others don’t understand what they’re saying, as well as to get their point across
• reply nonverbally such as hand gestures, facial expressions, random noises, movement, and even silence








